👿 The Villain’s Guide to Magic Kingdom 👿
Welcome to Magic Kingdom’s sinister side, where the shadows stretch long, and only the bravest souls dare enter. This devious guide will lead you through each dreaded domain, breaking down which dark delights lurk in each location. You’ll find:
Height Requirements – Some thrills are too terrifying for tiny terrors.
All Ages? – Can everyone join in the mischief, or is it best left to the daring?
Lightning Lane Treachery – Will the Genie grant you a Single Pass or Multi Pass, or must you wait in agony?
A Drenched Doom? – Will this cursed ride leave you soaking wet?
Sinister Spectacles – The twisted shows found in each area.
Prepare yourself for a wicked walkthrough of Magic Kingdom’s most fearsome attractions, broken down by land. Are you ready to embrace the darkness all in one page? 😈